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Des Moines Double Dip 

When the man shits in an unsuspecting female’s mouth and forces her to swallow. He then sticks his dick down her throat to make her throw up. He then makes her eat the vomit containing the shit
My girl broke up with me because I gave her the ol’ Des Moines Double Dip

racist double standard 

A black guy can say "Black pride" all he wants, and everyone say's he's celebrating his heritage.

However, if a white person says "White pride", he's automatically a member of the KKK.

Now, I'm no racist. I have no problem with black people at all. However, what's up with this? I guess it was made up by the pinko commie liberal bastards who are ruining our country. Why can't we ship them all to some South Pacific island?
White Person - "White pride!"

Liberal Person - "Shut the fuck up, racist!"

Black Person - "Black pride!"

Liberal Person - "Good job on celebrating your heritage!"

Me - "WTF!?"
racist double standard by AJAW December 3, 2004

Lima Double Wrap 

When someone from Lima, Ohio puts a condom on and then covers their dick in hot sauce and puts another condom over that.
Dude i pounded her wearing a Lima Double Wrap!
Lima Double Wrap by pdiddy1234223 December 2, 2009

awkward double take 

the instance where two people make eye contact, look away, then look back at each other at the same time, making it very awkward for the two
I had an awkward double take with that chick across the room.

dirty double discharge 

Vomiting while pooping or pooping while vomiting.
While sipping back on a little too much of daddy's old scotch, you begin to feel nauseous as your previous meal catches up with you. Then, the real party begins. A mass explosion, with vomit exploding out the front and your feces exiting the rear. Thus, you have begun the ol' dirty double discharge.

Cheesy Double Beef Burrito 

When two dudes are doing a chick in the butt and they pour some nacho cheese on their weiners.
Man1: Yo when we gonna make this Cheesy Double Beef Burrito?

Man2: Hold on I'll get the nacho cheese.

Woman: Alright but cheesy does it!