Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.

Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

Nut

To refer in a “noun like form” to something that is a “wtf” type of action the simple existence of one.

Ex: The dress Emma put on was nut!

the dress was so bad you would say “wtf” whenever you saw it; therefore, you would use nut in a sentence as such!

by that/n!gga June 11, 2021

deez nuts

somthing

its like some thing that people get mad at

do you like pudding

yeah i like pudding

pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

by naw is best April 25, 2022

Nuts

Hairy

your nuts are hairy bro

by yourmotherissogay December 11, 2021

being a nut

stay being on meat

being a nut means being a meat rider

by alston123456 May 4, 2023

Texas Nut Scoop

When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.

I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.

by Jizz Book March 7, 2019

Deez Nuts

The things that all the women like to suck on.

Oh my god, all of these women are on deez nuts!

by SeeTears March 16, 2023