drippy penis 

When a penis becomes drippy with precum when stimulated.

Marissa: ew, johnny rubbed his drippy penis on me!
Johnny: take it ho!

drippy penis by johnnyandmarissa September 3, 2006

bird penis

Bird penis refers to shoving your dick in a girls ear hole while she eats birdseed out of a dog bowl that's been placed in a refrigerator for at least 30 minutes

I went on a blind date with this chick last night that totally into bird penis. It was awesome!

bird penis by SteveTheCreepyPirate June 18, 2014

your penis is gay 

The ultimate insult

your penis is gay

your penis is gay by ItsNzsty December 8, 2020

Islam Penis Cheese 

Islam Jizz

Muhammad’s Islam Penis Cheese was tasty.

Islam Penis Cheese by anonymous June 6, 2021

crap filled penis wrinkle 

a gay man himself; or an obviously unclean wrinkle on a man's penis, most likely that of a gay man.

Look at that gay dude touching himself..so gross..he's a crap filled penis wrinkle.

crap filled penis wrinkle by Pickles1 September 24, 2009

small penis car 

Derogatory word applied to a vehicle used by a guy that wishes he can afford to drive those so-called "small penis vehicles" (vehicles that seemingly are overcompensating for a guy's "under-endowment." Examples include but are not limited to: fancy sports cars, and large trucks such as F350s that are raised with a set of over-sized tires). He may also be likely doing this to make himself feel better about his small penis.

I think it's funny that poor people always dismiss men that drive nice cars by saying they must be compensating... you can apply it to any car - Mercedes? small penis car. Corvette? Small penis. F-350? Small penis... But hey, I'd be insecure if I drove a Corolla too.

small penis car by The Real Master Chief May 28, 2013

Ivan's Penis 

A tool used to convert straight women to the art of lesbianism

Ivan's penis turned the women into a lesbian.

Ivan's Penis by Phillip J Benoit September 27, 2004