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Fiddle-Fuck

You scrambled my rubix cube now O have to fiddle-fuck with it
by Irish Army June 28, 2014
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fuck mason

A DICK BAG MADE OF DICKS AND HAS A BIIIIIIIIG BAG FOR THE TOP A CUNT WHO LIKS BALLS AND GIRLS BALLS LUVES FUCKING MAN TITS ON FRIDAY WHILE EATING HIS GRANDMAS BALLS
by DireFire January 28, 2017
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Funk Fuck

The sexual intercourse necessary to get you out of a funk. This act is best executed with someone you will never have to see again, and possibly while you are under the influence of alcohol.

The need for a "funk fuck" can be identified by constantly complaining about things you cannot change, or can change, yet choose to complain about instead of making an effort to change--usually job, weight, finances, etc.
(Speaking of a friend) I'm so sick of listening to her complain. What she needs is a solid funk fuck.

(Calling out an unusually uptight someone) Baby, what you need is a funk fuck.
by catface October 20, 2008
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tickle fuck

v. To grab and/or tickle someone in such a way as to imply to others viewing that you want to perform intercourse with said person.

n. To perform heavy amount of tickling that results in an almost orgasmic moan or sigh.
Julia and Sam were sitting on the couch when Julia reached over and started tickle fucking Sam until he got the message that she wanted him.
by Tickler001 January 22, 2012
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Fucking Kettle

Derived(dy/dx) from:
-An old fashioned kettle which was heated by fire
-Fires are up out by firemen
-Firemen give you a thumbs up if you give them a thumbs up
-On a computer if you type a thumbs up you get (Y)
-Which looks a bit like a cunt.
So the term fucking kettle is basically calling someone a fucking cunt.
person 1 - Hey did you see that indie kid?
Person 2 - What a fucking kettle
by fucking kettle June 29, 2011
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fuck-tart

its like a jackass and a mother-fucker and joey wright
joey u goddamn fuck-tart! WHAT THE HELL DON'T TOUH ME THERE!GODDAMN UR A FUCK-TART!DAMN MAN!
by Billiam mcCosby September 25, 2004
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well fucked

After that jonny fast pants session I was well fucked
by rudi October 29, 2006
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