Perfectly Wrong time

When a chain of events take place at the perfect time, but for all the wrong reasons.

A: "That SUV was driving rather quickly after seeing that green light from far away, but suddenly a pickup truck decided to cross the intersection right as soon as the SUV was about to pass by and the SUV ended up T-boning the pickup truck."

B: "Darn. What a perfectly wrong timed moment."

A: "Yeah, it really was."

by TirakyneTripleA June 13, 2022

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One time

South Central Los Angeles in the late 80s when the police would pull onto the street in the projects, the young gangster lookouts would holler out "one time" or "two times" or more etc. depending on how many patrol cars were coming down the street. One time meant a single unit on routine patrol. Two times or more meant a bust was coming.

Whistle out...one time coming!

by 10-15 June 3, 2022

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Tea Time

When a girl is on her period.

"MY girlfriend seems really irritated and annoyed right now. It must be "Tea Time"

by SpacedOutSpaceman December 12, 2018

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Mommy Time

A strange fetish when you act “naughty” infront of a girl and they need to punish you by sitting on your face or blow chewed up tuna fish in your face

“Oh Ally, I’ve been a very very bad boy today, you know what that means? Mommy Time!”

“Ok Cam, get the tuna and lay down in the closet while I get ready.”

by Mr Carey June 3, 2025

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Coloured People Time

Also known as CPT, is the mean time at which coloured people arrive to events they said they would attend at standard time. This time zone is variable on how coloured the person actually is - the darker the more the delay.

CPT delays usually run from 15 minutes to 1h30m

Sachin: “I’ll be there at 8:30AM”
Daquarius: “that’s 9:30AM in Coloured people time”

by DarkskinLite February 25, 2024

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