Dessert Time Bomb

When you cream-pie a woman anally, and you are waiting for her squat over your chest and take a shit.

Cameron came in her asshole, and patiently waited for his dessert time bomb.

by Westridge Boyz October 19, 2025

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Shake time

The time of the day when one needs to make a protein shake using whatever ingredients available, notably dog food and ice cream.

Eric: yo it’s shake time goddamnit
Rich: we’re in target how
Eric: whatever it takes mothefuckin dog food time

by buttBuddybrandi December 5, 2019

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Times Square Sunscreen

A type of sunscreen found only on the streets. Organically made, this is not high is SPF.

Brendan, wasted again, passed out on the corner. His drunk ass friends took a piss where he was laying, covering him in some Times Square Sunscreen.

by Kobrakys June 10, 2021

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Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.

Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!

by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025

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A set time during the day that is when a woman has a automatic attitude and does not want to be bothered. Usually focused towards her children and partner and specifically set during hrs when interaction is possible. Used to avoid dealing with real life grown up situations such as bills speaking about relationship issues or just to avoid contact at all cost.

I wanted to speak to you about the light bill yet I realized it was during your attitudal time, so I text you instead.

by GeekyEcoChic January 7, 2022

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