jack farting

Jack fart: (V) to act like a complete goofball or turd shit

*Football team messing around*
Coach: STOP JACK FARTING AROUND!

by Speed6 March 16, 2016

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Fart-maxxing

A body position that maximizes your probability of farting

My stomach hurts, I'm gonna get into doggy pose to fart-max.

Where's Sarah? Oh, she's fart-maxxing on the floor.

by Toma Shade August 23, 2025

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Doo doo nigga fart sex

The act of shoving an aged turd that’s hard like a dildo up a black womans vagina to make it qweef which makes a fart sound giving it the name doo doo nigga fart sex

Oh yea that’s doo doo nigga fart sex
Shawty I’m tryna have doo doo nigger fart sex
She wanted to have doo doo nigga fart sex

by Nigger6741 September 29, 2025

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I Will Fart Out My Smile

by SuelTameOresuTeMato March 22, 2025

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Fart

Comes out of ya cheeks. It stinkyyyy...

Carl did you just fart???

by Dangboi123 June 5, 2018

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färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.

I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.

by Cryosleeping January 31, 2020

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