One of the most versatile jokes in meme history. It can be incorporated into any sentence and either make everyone laugh, or want to kill you.
Person 1: Something came in the mail today.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!
Person 2: That's pretty cool!
Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!
Person 2: kill yourself
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!
Person 2: That's pretty cool!
Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!
Person 2: kill yourself
by xXCanadaCowXx January 25, 2023
Get the Deez Nuts mug.1: A person who is so incredibly retarded that they do literally everything in the dumbest fuckin way possible
2: A person who makes insanely idiotic mistakes on a hourly to daily basis and is too stupid to
A: Fix them.
B: Realize they did something retarded in the. first place
2: A person who makes insanely idiotic mistakes on a hourly to daily basis and is too stupid to
A: Fix them.
B: Realize they did something retarded in the. first place
A: Omfg George wth are you doing? Why are you such a fuck nut?
B: My brothers are a bunch of fuck nuts.
C: Melissa doesn't realize how much of a fuck up she is, she's such a fuck nut
B: My brothers are a bunch of fuck nuts.
C: Melissa doesn't realize how much of a fuck up she is, she's such a fuck nut
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Get the Fuck Nut mug.A type of acorn, typically eaten by squirrels and have hard shells. What you thought i was gonna make a sex joke? Fuck off.
You: Hey man want some nuts?
Friend: no, but you can have deez nuts.
You: Fuck off dickhead.
Friend: no
Friend: no, but you can have deez nuts.
You: Fuck off dickhead.
Friend: no
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John: wow you’ve been naughty nutting me for so long!
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