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shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024
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take that back and put it where you stick it

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take that back and put it where you stick it” - sammiesfriendsammie
by Oh-the-Baby-Bell June 21, 2024
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take that back and put it where ya stick it

a catchy phrase to use when you want someone to take back an offensive comment.
“hey man, i really hated that game today!”
“dude, take that back and put it where ya stick it! it was a good game!”
by yo-yo 🪀 June 21, 2024
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take that back and put it where you stick it

1. (Phrase) referring to the action of taking something back and putting it where you stick it
John: Your mothers breast are nice

Adam: Take that back and put it where you stick it
by Swiffer_jet June 22, 2024
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Back-load

When you put your drugs directly into the back of a syringe instead of filtering them.
No time to filter this meth, I'm just gonna back-load it.
by SunnyDeaux July 7, 2024
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Big back

A big back is a person with a huge back a person who need to stop eating a fat person someone who just can’t stop eating like some of y’all reading this you all are big backs.
Jenna: DAMN mason just ate 2 Big Macs a large coke and 2 large fries

Ethan: he is such a big back he really need to stop eating I don’t think his back can take anymore!
by Hehehehegss July 8, 2024
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