Simon Time

When you are going full Simon

on ig live and you only want ig thots to shake ass and strip.

Person 1:Damn bro did you see Anatoly ig live?
Person 2: Nah I heard he was on "Simon Time" though.

by FuckyWuckyDaddy September 14, 2020

tit time

That time when you feel a twitch so your missus shows you her tits, because they are awesome.

"Hey Jordon, its 22:10, you know what that means, tit time!"

by TJaldro69 May 4, 2017

13th times the charm

yes miguel it exists - gandhi

“I will syd 13th times the charm”

by huwoansj April 28, 2021

Time travel

when people travel to other places and times

(e.g. when a person from 3018 goes to the year 1995, that would mean time travel)

by TREncryption May 29, 2018

Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

reboot time

The time between blowing a load and the ability to get hard again.

We banged three seperate times that night. His reboot time was great.

by Bus508 April 4, 2022

Saban time

On the island of Saba in the Caribbean people will list an event to start at 11:15 but if you are familiar with Saban time you know it doesn't start until 1:30

Non saban: hey I thought you said the party started at 5

Saban: nah dude on Saba it's different

Non saban: ah , yeah Saban time

by Raccoon thot August 5, 2019