The Cheese Man

If your name is the cheese man, aka Alfie Spittle then you are a top shagger at cherry fucking Bay. Went Zante and ended up eating out an OAP on the kitchen side that had crabs. Drives a Corsa that has a dirty black box and doesn't go above 20mph the silly cunt. Alfie Spittle, the pussy muncher with a cheesy Helmet.

The cheese man says
: Oi cheeso, is it sweet like chocolate?

by CherryBay July 12, 2023

craft mac and cheese

When a nigga be hungry as fuck and he tell his bitch to make him some damn noodles with cheese on em, that's the shit he expect.

Make me some damn craft Mac and cheese bitch.

by Trentcanthandle April 3, 2016

mixing mac n cheese

The sound of mixing Mac and cheese resembles the same wet sound of a pussy being fingered. Therefore, it can be used as a silly innuendo.

“What were they doing earlier behind Lindsay’s door?”
“Uh, just mixing mac n cheese.”

by naiadical November 25, 2022

snuffy cheese

The product of when a guy leaves his Diller(syphilis) untreated for thirty years, frequently oozes a greenish puss from underneath the toque skin.

That Cobalt Mans had the Diller for so long the Snuffy Cheese could pass for guacamole. Never to be laid again he’s forever shackled to his Wanksock

by Burgers Magoodigan May 16, 2020

Browning the cheese

Unprotected sexual intercourse while the woman in menstruatin.

Bro Katie and I last night were totally browning the cheese last night.

by Revcsno September 3, 2022

philly cheese dick

When you pull out of your hotel and some other dude's nut is on your penis.

I was rather upset when I pulled out of my girl and had a Philly Cheese Dick.

by TheBoss412 May 4, 2018

word on my cheese

It a way of saying really, actually and on god. If you don’t say it your a bata male who pulls no bitches and has a cook 2 inches or less.

Timmy : I got a girlfriend.
SuperChad : Word on my cheese?!

by WordOnMyCheese June 13, 2022