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Cum

Cum is the milk that gets outta yo 2 inches dick when you get fucked by a dirty ass girl.
Emily is sucking Bobs dick. She swallows it all up waiting for cum. Bob puts his 2 inches dick in her ass. They wombo wombo each others. Bouncing onto each others while Bobs dick barely enters. He puts dirty Porn on the tv to get his 2 inches dick hard. It becomes 31 inches and absolutely destroys the shit out of Emily. It is hard as stone. Emily gets it out her anus and starts sucking it only a little bit as it is very big and hard. Bob takes Emily's hair and makes her swallow it all the way to his balls. Cum gets out. Emily has been fed. Bob is still masturbating onto Emily's head so that she gets more food. More cum gets out. Cum. Emily is full of cum. Bob made her pregnant. Bob is 47 while Emily is 12. She is officially pregnant.
by Rouquin300 October 22, 2023
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CUM

CUM Or Cretins Unusualy Masturbate
Is used as an instant conversation stopper
Random Person"so dude as i was sayin-"
Speaker"CUM"
RP"sorry what??"
S"Cum"
RP"umm"
S"CUUUUUUM"
RP"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
by Bigdikattackhelicopter July 27, 2021
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cum

Misspelling of cum.
You misspelled Come with cum, Tardhead!
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The Throngler and Big Cum

Two of the most legendary crustaceans to ever walk the earth, we mortals did not deserve to stand by as witnesses. Eventually imprisoned and locked away by human greed and gluttony at a local Tops Friendly Market where they were left to rot. However, they were saved by the Spirit of Fishmas, and rescued from their tank. Unfortunately, this wasn't the freedom they expected, as they were immediately forced to fight each other to the death, and ultimately succumbed to death by a boiling pot containing scorching water and lemon butter sauce.
Anthony: "Are you ready to watch The Throngler and Big Cum fight?!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"
by AFellowMalaysian December 5, 2024
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Dead Body Pipe Bomb of Cum

The act of ejaculating in your recently deceased child and putting a pipe bomb in their pussy, lighting it, and watching the cum explode everywhere
John: Last week, I turned little Susie into a dead body pipe bomb of cum. That shit went everywhere!
Person: What the fuck is wrong with you?
by Jim-Bob the Great IV May 3, 2025
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Cum fountain

When two+ men smash their dicks together and start cumming all over eachother, while a women is getting her faced glazed from rhe falling ejaculate like a glazed Doughboy from Sluys (Washington thing), or a Krispy Kreme donut.
"Me and Billy created a cum fountain for Jennifer
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
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cum flinger

Someone who masterbates then throws their cum through the air with their hand, using a flinging motion. Usually aimed toward a wall.
Lazy ass Kenny has a wall full of cum stains. He's such a cum flinger.

jizz sperm
by R3AL T^LK November 22, 2015
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