Mass party

Huge party typically full of teenagers and early 20 year old guys looking for a quick root. Best to go to these parties fully clothed unless you're looking at getting pregnant or paying child support for the rest of you life. Mass parties generally don't have honourable amounts of food just booze and weed. Best mass parties are hosted in halls and clubs with mean lighting set ups

Chad: " yo Harley did you hear there's a mass party on Saturday?!"

Harley: " yeah I did, ifts going to have all the bass drops and sickest lighting set ups, I heard there's going to be over 300 people!!"

by Freegan.Banana August 11, 2016

Brotel party

When two or more grown men are in a foreign city and instead of heading out on the town, they stay in and drink, somewhat sadly from the minibar.

Dylan and Oliver went all the way to Madrid and all they did was have a lame brotel party

by Whiskywednesday March 24, 2017

Couch Party

Commonly used by teenagers today, to describe participating in a party from their own homes.

This trend started following the world pandemic, that led to quarantines and a stop to parties worldwide. Quarantined teens would use social media to interact with eachother through facetime or other interactive platforms. They would then drink at home, but feel like they are partying with their friends.

“Couch party tonight, everyone should get on at 9”

by Dumbassfucktard September 14, 2020

splatter party

A social gathering at which feces/defication fetishes are enjoyed. Any gathering in which the focus involves the spreading, projection, or excessive use of bodily fluids for fetish satisfying purposes. Often refers to group parties at which individuals lay under a glass table while others deficate on the glass above them (aka glass bottom boating), though may be more specific to the observance of more explosive diarrhea in this context.

May also refer to gory horror/slasher movie marathons or group viewings.

Jaime got to observe his first glass bottom boating at the splatter party last weekend.

by Female Troubles April 6, 2017

Blizzard Party

When there's so much snow, you hang out with your neighbors (because you're trapped) and just dgaf.

There was so much snow on Crossbridge that Caleb threw a Blizzard Party when it hit 16".

by Crossbridge Crew March 13, 2024

Speed Limit Party

A small to medium sized social gathering where young adult Mormons get together to do bland, morally unambiguous activities such as Go Fish, crocheting, and (as the namesake suggests) driving the speed limit to the local soda jerk.

Katie invited me to hang out on Friday night, but it turned out to be a boring ass speed limit party. We made dirt cups and drank sparkling juice. I felt like I was in kindergarten again.

by Yoinky McSploinky May 14, 2025

cable party

A poorly organized party where the chance of seeing girls is below 5%.
Rather common expression in Slovenia and some countries of Western Europe.
In France and Switzerland its equivalent is "party de la saucisse".

Jim: I just came back from Martin's birthday party.
Michael: And how was it?
Jim: Zero girls..... just another sh***y cable party.

by swkid June 25, 2023