penis virginity

when you open the dickhole and you put roaches in it and then scream “lobotomy” on the top of your lungs

“Bartholomew did you just perform and penis virginity again, i thought i told you to stop that

by honeycombpussy12 November 24, 2022

Penis

A part of a boy that a girl hooks on to make baby's

My boyfriends PENIS is so small

by OMG JAYDEN January 19, 2020

pseudo penis

A pseudo-penis is a penis like member found on an animal that, while superficially appearing to be a penis

Females and feminists with too much testosterone tend to grow a pseudo penis, a penis looking body part; not to be confused with Penis Envy

by Dr. Whaaa December 24, 2020

Penis

A penis

My penis is very long

by Mybootyissoft January 4, 2023

Penis

Something that is very long for me, very short for you

Guy 1; "Hey, why is your penis so big?"
Me; "Only some gods have that lenght

by Not gay 69 December 17, 2019

Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019

Penis

Something a man needs to live, it's important for reproduction because it helps the Earth. Additionally, it can be played with to make very interesting liquid come out.

Tim: Yo, how long is your penis.
Joe: You're gay.

by Cultyboi November 6, 2019