ghetto laundry bag

A black plastic garbage bag that welfare queens use to
transport their dirty laundry in a stolen shopping cart to
the laundromat.
Also can double as luggage when traveling by Greyhound.

"Tyrone! Gets me another ghetto laundry bag! This ones about
to bust!"

by jsd9632 January 08, 2012

Mr. T-bag

A parody character of Mr. T, who appears in a Cyanide and Happiness comic strip. His catch phrase is "I pwn the fool."

Mr. T-Bag: I pwn the fool who don't stay in school.

by Mr. Sneakers September 25, 2009

jonny 2 bags

A poor excuse of a man, who sits alone for 23 hrs a day and for the last hour jerks off in a mirror to his own pimple covered ass to avoid being lonley the entire day.

Better get you a gf betore you turn into a jonny 2 bags

by Jonny 2 bags January 25, 2017

d-bag tag

A Bluetooth hands-free headset. Mainly applies when the user is in a public place having a conversation on the phone loud enough for people ten feet away to hear and that said people ten feet away do not wish to hear.

Person 1: Is that dude talking to himself?
Person 2: Nah, he's got his d-bag tag in his ear.

Douchebag with a d-bag tag on: So I told him I wanted those accounts closed out by 3 p.m. and the bastard went out golfing instead...
Cashier: (thinking) Man I wish this bastard would get off his d-bag tag long enough to get the hell out of my line.

by jepleure August 31, 2010

bag of hairy minge

a derogatory term for foolish individuals who cannot understand what is being said to them

that person is an absolute bag of hairy minge

by fakebusinessname1 November 04, 2022

Whore Out Bag

A bag, usually old computer back pack where you keep your lube, drugs, sex toys, condoms, handy wipes, cock rings; a man's sex bag. You can fill it with anything naughty that you need to keep mobile, wink. You grab it when you need to go to a hot tryst, asap, just grab and go.

A: Ok, lets meet in 3 hours, I need to get some things together before we meet.
B: You don't have a whore out bag already to go, whore?
A: Nope.
B: This sucks. I got to be at work in 2 hours...anyway to speed this up? You know what? lets forget it this time. Get your shit together.

by Gretel777 October 22, 2012

Bean Bag Boobs

When the boobs are so big that they suffocate you like a bean bag chair.

"Stacy's bean bag boobs were so big that they almost poked me in the eye."

by stfuitzel November 22, 2017