jack haskell

A man typically on the wider side, however for what he lacks in size he makes up for in SIZE.

Look at that Jack Haskell over there

by Bald Martin 987585 May 2, 2024

Jack

nice and hot in the beginning but always turns out mean and not nice

me: hey jack
jack: hey? why are you texting me
me: bc we are friends and i remembered u existed
jack: check mark emoji

by ur mom gay 23947293423 November 23, 2021

Jack

Jack Rosen has a huge crush on Piper Chase

Jack Rosen thought Piper was the prettiest girl in school.

by wiltonhighschool June 21, 2019

jack kurtz

A little rat who can't spell or read

Look over there that kid spells worst than jack kurtz

by Quefff January 9, 2019

Jacked out

To do opposite activities.

You jacked out for telling people about us.

by anonymous November 14, 2021

Jack Holubowski

Alpha male with a fat cock. Has absurd sexual rizz and is sometimes called the Rizzler. Known for being a tall, chiseled, sexy ginger… with a MASSIVE cock. Fucks pussy real good

P1: Hey do you know Jack Holubowski?
P2: Yeah, he has a massive cock

by Dragonslayer69_69 February 19, 2023

Schmapple Jacked

When one is schmapple jacked it means they are tripping hard on DXM also known as: Triple C, cough syrup (not codeine). Can also just be a word used to refer to tripping hard in general. Can also be used in it's present participle form as schmapple jacking or cut short as schmappled.

"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."

"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."

by Amorino delfino July 14, 2018