cat shepherd

The second career for a straight modern feminist woman when she has rejected all men in her league, but "refuses to settle" and "knows her worth".

"Did you see Norma at the class reunion? she didn't come with a date, guess she's still single."
"I heard she was a cat shepherd now."

by Aurora Garnet June 10, 2022

Cat

literally satan but we still love them

Person 1: "My cat stood over my bed with a knife and almost set my house on fire but hes adorable!"

Person 2: "I CANT WAIT TO MEET HIM OMG!"

Person 1: "He's so fluffy!"

by frogsarereallyyummy June 12, 2022

Cat

Little shits who think they are better than you cause they were worshipped a long time ago.

Jake: Yo dude is that youre cat?

Evan: Yeah he's a little shit tho so be careful

by fruityfairy June 12, 2022

Schrödinger's Cat

Schrödinger's Cat is thought experiment that shows something called superposition, with a box, a cat, some poison (or radiation, or bomb, or whatever, it is just supposed to kill the cat), and a object that could read a particle's spin. Erwin Schrödinger thought that if you put a cat in a box with something that could harm them, and you can't see inside the box, the cat is both dead and alive all at the same time.

Will you PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT Schrödinger's Cat, BILLY?

by Owlss June 12, 2022

wawa cat

A beautiful image of a cat edited to have no ears, mostly paired with the famous song “Enemy”

“Bro did you see the wawa cat photo”
“Oh the misery”

by SaggyOldManDoodoo June 14, 2022

Explosive Cat Syndrome

When you scrape a cat’s fat ass with a ps4 controller and it sprays shit on your collars shirt

Tim A cat did Explosive Cat Syndrome on me

Anthony Sorry ;)

by Ltcm anthony June 14, 2022

cat-cholo

a cat that starts with an english name then gets a spanish one

*first few months of cat ownership*
“come here george!”
*anything after month 6 of cat ownership*
“ahh, yes, come here, my beloved cat-cholo jorge”

by catgekko666 June 14, 2022