monkey 

Your dick is your monkey.

And when you spank your monkey its the sound that your pubes make when they hit the girls pubes (like a clapping sound). "My Monkey was so bad, we had to spank him twice". Or when your masterbating the sound of your hand hitting your body on the down stroke. Whap, whap, whap,

monkey by J.Menard September 16, 2008

monkey nugget 

the vagina of a woman, specifically, that of a fine woman, or nugget; the sexual reproductive organ of the female;

Yo dawg, that girl has and stank-ass monkey nugget.

monkey nugget by Jesse Bryant April 25, 2007

Monkey Wrenching 

The act of two males spreading their butt cheeks and trying to make their butt holes touch by backing into each other.

John: What's that sound? It's like someone smacking two Easter hams together...
Seth: Oh, that's just Ben and Mike monkey wrenching in the other room.

Monkey Wrenching by Sambo "RAC" Jackson December 18, 2017

sponge monkey 

A discriptive word or insult towards a very large women who suffocate men while taking part in sexual intercourse.

"you are a fucking sponge monkey, fat ass"

sponge monkey by vagagaga January 6, 2008

Towel Monkey 

Derogatory term for someone who takes too many showers.

Carlos, that is your fifth shower today, you're such a towel monkey.

Towel Monkey by Bobsaway November 9, 2010

bush monkey 

a kid who thinks he is spiderman, with a bush on his head. Most of these bush monkeys are called david, they are level two ninja and love kissing on boys neck.

how annoying is that faggot of a bush monkey

bush monkey by charbel taouk February 14, 2019

Porch Monkey 

Someone whom sits around in their thong or wife-beater monkeying around all day in the hot sun. Also another version of the termonology is: a person whom looks like a monkey and smells like one too, hanging around all day on their porch doing nothing with " my sister".

Autumn says to Sunny: " I'm a monkey, and I'm on our porch, I must be a Porch Monkey!"

GANG SIGNS IN YOUR FACE!

Porch Monkey by Quack-tastic May 25, 2007