don’t elk me

the process of elking your friend it’s much like milking a cow but w a human

Nicole: i will elk you
Kamerin: don’t elk me

by dumb pollinna February 27, 2019

Leave Me Audi

Euphemism for “Leave me out of this”

Friend: Aye bro, I wanna break up with my girlfriend, should I?

You: Nah fam, she’s your girl and it’s your life. Leave me Audi

by RealityUnfold March 14, 2019

Don’t hit me

This is when a girl is trying to low-key tell you to wear a codom, it means that you aren’t hitting her with your semen

Come here but don’t hit me

by Darryl lee March 19, 2019

The Forget-Me Stick

A Weapon of Mass Destruction used to knock woman unconscious. Forcibly making them forget the incident ever happened.

Hey Bobby! Pass me The Forget-Me Stick, I don’t want her to wake up!

by Bobby Windchime May 3, 2019

Riding up on me

When clothing is cutting off circulation or is hurting your body.

Damn... is it just me or these undies are riding up on me.

by Mr.Kark September 7, 2019

mellow me out

To get chill and relaxed. Mostly referred after smoking pot.

This dope always mellow me out.

by LoD7rrenRa December 16, 2017

repeat after me

An idioc made up story about some child's life dream to take over the world. Typically written by a young, white Boy Scout who has nothing else to do with his life.

Typically a little loser child that can't survive on his own and lives in his parents basement. Has a slight temper and tends to be highly annoying. Usually followed by a high pitched voice and a lot of crying.

Ughhh this is such a repeat after me. Someone shut this bitch up.

by Yeetyeet608 May 20, 2017