Pie Ass

A person who is RIPPED, MESSED UP, SLOSHED, and doesn't know it but it is obvious to everyone else. Like having a pie on your ass and not being aware.

Jim's a pie ass he won't admit he's drunk.

Alyson is so fucked up, she doesn't even know. She's a pie ass.

by JesusH1mself January 25, 2009

ass invader

Slang reference to any individual who engages in anal sex. Particularly referential to homosexuals.

Fuck you, ya ass invading cockmonkey!

by UA August 27, 2004

Ass Dad

The assdad, taken from the roman proverb "assdadius" Is used to describe a person of little worth.

Hey pyri you're an assdad

by strvs September 28, 2004

ass popsicle

Used to describe a man who uses popsicles to masturbate up the anus. In other variations it is used to describe a homosexual or describe a man who messes up very much.

"Damnit, popsicle fucker! Pick that shit up!"

by MATATES November 26, 2004

ass to mouth

Made famous by "Clerks Two"
The act of one person getting anal and than that person sucks the cock so they get the load without washing the cock before hand.

You never go ass to mouth!
Never?
NEVER RANDALL!
Lets ask her...Have you ever gone ask to mouth?
Never?
Never!
Moments pass....
Don't tell Randal, but one time I went ass to mouth...
I knew it!
AWWWWW

by MacKeag February 10, 2007

havin' ass

1. something that is lame, boring or generally uncool

2. someone that is lame, boring or generally uncool.

3. An insult

1. "man this is a havin' ass party"

2. "I'm not hanging out with bob's havin' ass"

3. "you suck man, you're a havin' ass jabroni"

by sir charles345 April 10, 2009

Ass Missile

Very Large Suppository

I went to the doctor with an ulcer and he prescribed me this giant bottle of Ass Missiles.

by Silent Bob March 11, 2003