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face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd
i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone
by lokoking83 June 24, 2011
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Time Travel

The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.
"Hey Jim! Do you want to time travel with me?"
by anonymous October 13, 2020
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It’s muffin time

Muffin time is a thing that wants to die in asdfmovie
by Phu The Writer November 24, 2021
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times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
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Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
by JackleRaid October 7, 2020
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Part time boyfriend

A part time boyfriend is someone who claims he really likes/loves you and gives you loads of attention om certain days. Often when he is bored or his other girl(s) are busy.
“Josh finally texted me back lastnight after four weeks saying how he loves me!”

Seriously get over him its only because Briana has gone to her prents cabin and has no signal. Hes your part time boyfriend, there when it suits him”
by Hunnybunnysasylum September 30, 2018
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It’s Ronnie time

The point in an activity where the outcome is already determined so you let the crippled person in.
They were losing the football game so bad that it’s Ronnie time
by Ronnie cripmafia March 2, 2025
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