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skittle sex

When a girl puts skittles in her pussy and the guy starts taking them out with his tongue.
"Did you and Kenzie have skittle sex?"
"Fuck yea I did!"
by Cheese Rios December 22, 2014
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sleepwalk sex

When someone has sex with somebody else while sleepwalking, and usually doesn't even know that they did it.
Dude, John slept over my house last night, and he gave it to me up the ass at 1 a.m. while muttering something about trees!
Ahh, so he had sleepwalk sex with you?
Yup.
by Nirvana_Girl July 26, 2011
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sex debt

The idea that the reason people die is because of their debt of sex towards another human being.
Sex debt is accrued when a sexual partner turns down sex and offers to complete that sexual offer at a later date, often with "not tonight, I have a headache, maybe tomorrow."
When one dies, their debt is passed to their next of kin, just as any other debt. Debt is to be paid to the person it is owed, but if they have also passed or is otherwise unavailable, their next of kin is an acceptable proxy to repay the sex debt.
Followers of sex debt believe the only way to live forever is to repay all sex debt from your family. It is widely believed among the disciples that the best way to achieve this is to have as much sex with as many people as possible.
by l3vi March 14, 2014
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Panty Sex

When you slide the center of the females under-garments to the side instead of taking them off, and sliding ur cock deep inside of her.
Rebekah was at work and only had a half hour lunch, so i gave her some "panty sex" in the mall bathroom so she could get back on time.
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sex sewer

I used my dick as a dipstick to measure the shit level of that sluts sex sewer
by gfish August 12, 2014
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Sex story

Sex Story in 1.2.3:

All day I had an aching sensation to masturbate. My body yearned for some sexual attention, but since I was with my friend, it had to wait. We were hanging out and talking with ice cream cones from our hand. Ava started creased her eyebrow, looked up and down at me, then bit her lip and made this face. I blushed flustered, she must've been flirting with me. After I finished my cone she threw herself at me and slammed me on the nearest couch. "Ava, are you crazy?" I asked. 'No, but a bit horny." She winked at me and gently caressed my body with her hands. She made her way to my boner and pulled down my pants with no hesitation. She took off her clothes and started gently teasing my tip, then she started stroking my shaft faster and faster. My face was on fire, and my body was screaming in pleasure. I tried to conceal it, but moans started escaping my mouth, and I knew I was gonna cum. I tried to hold it cause I wanted to last longer but Ava noticed and said "Don't hold it in, big boy. Let it all in my mouth. C'mon." She started moaning louder and enticing me more and more, and eventually I relaxed and let my load out in her mouth. "Aww yess. So delicious-" she said with a mouthful of white fluid in her mouth.
She stroked my cock a bit more. but eventually started riding me. As soon as my penis got in her pussy, it was extremely wet, she must've been more horny than me! "I'd be lying if I said I never wanted this..." she whispered. I gripped her ass, and made my 10 inch cock go up and then down. "MMm- O-Oh my gosh, this feels~ Extravagant! Augh~ Yes i needed this soo bad!" She started messaging her clit. "This is so embarassing. I think I'm gonna cum already!" She started messaging her clit faster but I pulled her hand away and started rubbing her clit and her g-spot. "Oh my gosh. So sexy,.." She said. She started blushing and she turned her naughty expression into a face of ecstasy. She was letting me take control and was submitting to her pleasure. She squirted everywhere, and I came in her vagina. Her throbbing pink pussy was wet with her own cum, and mine. "Geez, we gotta become friends with benefits."

MY SEX STORY
by TdsoMs October 12, 2023
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sex dj

When your friends phone dies and he has no way to play music while hes doing the nasty with a girl... so you sit in the next room baked and blast out tunes to get them in the mood
thanks for being my sex DJ last night bro that Drizzy really went down well ..
by mrmez January 14, 2017
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