sikh penis 

A Sikh penis is always uncircumcised, often with a tight foreskin and untrimmed pubes. The uncut foreskin and hair is supposed to give Sikh men more power.

Look, a big brown cock with a tight foreskin! I bet that cock is a Sikh penis.

sikh penis by Singhboy November 1, 2013

whale penis 

when a jacket is zipped up all the way to the top.

"Wow, that's a cool jacket."
"She must be cold because sh zipped it all the way to the top, she kind of looks like a whale penis."

whale penis by tacoma335 March 14, 2008

socialable penis

a classy penis a penis that loves to sit down with a wine and have a chat

"wow your socialable penis can hold a really good convosation"

"may i have another glass of wine socialable penis"

socialable penis by Swift December 13, 2003

Tie penis 

A tie that goes under your shirt and out, if you wear a jumper over your shirt and tie and your tie hangs below your jumper its a tie penis, most common with yr 7s in fact i can pick 7 a day.

Ah for god sake nich you have a tie penis!!!

Tie penis by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp January 17, 2010

sausage penis 

When a penis is abnormally large and spotted, generally in black men.

Ghetto chick 1: gurl! Mkay, so tha otha day I fucked dis guy, mkay? And ya know, gurl, guess what he had!

Ghetto chick 2: ooooh, gurl!

Ghetto chick 1: MHM! SAUSAGE PENIS

Ghetto chick 2: ooh shit, gurl, oh nuh UH. Mmmmmm gurl.

sausage penis by Naughty Dorito July 1, 2014

Like My Penis 

"Thats what she said" is getting old. So the new phrase "Like my penis" or in more appropriate words, "Like my wiener" was established to take its place. It's used in a similer way to "Thats what she said"

Whenever someone says something that could also be referring to a penis, you say, "Like my penis"

Girl#1- Oh my gosh, this test is soooo hard!
Girl#2- LIKE MY PENIS!!!!!
...or
Girl#2- LIKE MY WIENER!!!!!

^^^^It's the same thing

Like My Penis by CATday August 3, 2011

ethan mendoza's penis

So small Need a microscope to see it

person 1:he has ethan mendoza's penis

ethan mendoza's penis by inyourmom69always May 4, 2017