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I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.
by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019
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godzilla of life

Godzilla of life is when you notice something so small and insignificant but gives you an epiphany into life. It is a profound spiritual experience.
Omg! That mouse you just smashed with the shovel was a Godzilla of Life man, he was little but he was big. Scrap him up like Big Brother and let’s get breakfast.
by Crunch Bunny September 21, 2021
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Life

Something i have that you don't
thy must have no life because thy looked it up XDDDDDD
by uligi88 June 3, 2018
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I'm not going to fake an orgasms for you Jordan. I didn't need to try so I'm not going to.
Hym "No. Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan. I don't need to be taught a lesson about doing things myself. You want to accuse me of trying to get people to murder for me and no one can see any of that if I don't have a secondary audience that has access to both the posts that get rejected at insemination AND my screen. Which is actually the case. So WHOSE FAULT IS IT REALLY that I have a cult following? If you're not surveilling me for the purpose of doing what you are doing now, how does anyone see the things that Urban Dictionary would OBVIOUSLY reject immediately? EVEN BEFORE the vote section went down, these would not have even made it to the vote section. And IF THEY DID... Why would you not just do the fucking thing, Jordan? Being an obstinate and uppity aristocrat. That's why. If there is a greater good, you were not aiming at it there. Either that or you missed. Even if somone else took my place, why would they not tell me that people were looking for me if the gains weren't immediate for them? And now you are trying to raffle off my identity. It's just fucking stupid. I don't care that me not having to try make you all look like you suck. YOU DO SUCK. You should have to look that way INSTEAD OF trying to make it look like I... Suck. Which I don't."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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Human life

I mean... You had a lot more to say about the plagiarism. I don't know what to tell you.
Hym "In the context of my current situation I'm not all that fond of human life right now... I mean, you're supposed to be the good one."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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Porch Life

Porch life is basically a bunch of punk ass kids who hang out smoke and drink well siting on the porch
punk1. yo boy's lets porch life it up

punk2. yah man im so down

punk3. "porch Life"
by porch_life_president420 January 16, 2015
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Life

People always get the wrong idea about life. Only because they're living life in the wrong way. Life is about taking chances, never being "normal", enjoying the moments you have. There's this question, that no body knows the answer to..." What is the meaning of life?" In my opinion, I think life's about putting yourself out there. You might get anxiety, but think about it this way. When your like, 70 years old, do you wanna look back on your life and be like, "I wish I asked that person out" or, "I wish I wasn't on my phone for most of my life", "I wish I wasn't always thinking negatively, then maybe I could have lived a better life". No ones alone in this world, but the only way to change your life, is if YOU do something about it.
Person 1: "Man, I wish I did that"
Person 2: "you just gotta put yourself out there. You only get one Life, might as well live it having great adventures."
by Unknown9246 August 16, 2019
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