What would you say when you aré so dumb that the only way to keep your company is to lie to the investors and to the managers, who then fabricate lies to the workers and those need to lie to get work. Then lie to everyone you are actually progressing with something amazing and catchy every time you get kicked in the balls and force customers to get in as non paid employees to do your work?
"My department manager just told me i will never work in the industry again because he assigned me to do something i was never hired or qualified to do and then forced me to NDA about it. That is such a E-AI thing to do man!"
by Cornpito November 6, 2024
Get the E-AImug. Person 1: dude Christmas is just around the corner!!
Person 2: what?! Are you serious?? Talk about Premature e-Santa-ation
Person 2: what?! Are you serious?? Talk about Premature e-Santa-ation
by Alexander Bladez December 21, 2012
Get the Premature e-Santa-ationmug. 
Jim: Hey you got carbon copied on this e-mail from Larry too, John?
John: Yeah, He got laid-off and sent out an e-dickt to every one.
John: Yeah, He got laid-off and sent out an e-dickt to every one.
by Billy Venture October 22, 2010
Get the E-dicktmug. 
When the basic things to run your life all involve labyrinthine processes to get simple answers (forget about specialized, non-pre-recorded ones).
Example is having a utility bill emailed to you, then having trouble logging into their site to view it -- only to be sent to another series of screens to register, since it's your first time there ; or, to change passwords when you realize you don't recall the one you used two years ago when you first logged in (never having returned, since you chose to get paper bills for awhile after the Web service launched, but now the company has made it hard to do anything outside of online).
Oh, and generally, the experience of dealing with any service run by a large, government or corporate enterprise (cf. voicejail)
Example is having a utility bill emailed to you, then having trouble logging into their site to view it -- only to be sent to another series of screens to register, since it's your first time there ; or, to change passwords when you realize you don't recall the one you used two years ago when you first logged in (never having returned, since you chose to get paper bills for awhile after the Web service launched, but now the company has made it hard to do anything outside of online).
Oh, and generally, the experience of dealing with any service run by a large, government or corporate enterprise (cf. voicejail)
by BlackCrane May 1, 2019
Get the E-jailmug. I e-ssociate with Franklin. We exchange memes and joke on messenger, but I haven't seen him in person since high school.
by cgalejandra September 29, 2017
Get the e-ssociatemug.