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Life

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by BigT283 September 14, 2022
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life hurts

A phrase people use when they can't take life anymore. Your life is messed up and you're struggling to fix it. You've given up and are just done.
Person 1: "Hey are you alright?"
Person 2: "Nope. I've tried and tried getting things right again, but I just can't."
Person 1: "Oh. I'm sorry :("
Person 2: "Life hurts and I'm just done."
by -'im crying inside'- November 14, 2021
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all my life’s answers

Yo this web site here has all my life’s answers
by chappygamer42 October 4, 2017
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Shreck is life

i was only 9 years old when i watched the first shreck movie, i liked it so much i bought all merchandise. And every night before sleep i prayed to schreck, shreck is love, i said, shrek is live. My father heard that and called me a faggot, he was just jealous for my devotion to shrek. I called him a bitch, he slapped me and sent me to sleep. its cold, i am crying, my face hurts soooooo much. i feel a warmth coming slowly at me, i feel an arm on my leg, i turn around its shreck, i am so happy, he whispers in my ear this is my swamp. he grabs me and puts me on all my fours. i am ready, i spread my cheeks for shreck, he penetrates my ass. IT HURTS SOO000000 MUCH. i press against his force, i want to pleasure him. it hurts s00000000 much. my eyes are watering, i feel my ass falling apart. he lets out a loud scream, when he fills my ass with his love. my father walks in and sees it. shreck looks at him, directly in his eyes and says: everything is over, and goes out my window. shreck is love, shreck is live.
If you miss this shot you don't believe that shreck is life
by 2pumpsaway6969 April 8, 2025
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life

the reason why you're reading this right now and not doing something meaningful or useful in your life.
by norweagian blue February 8, 2021
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Half-Life

the coolest game ever made by valve and it was there first game and it was awsum and cool
u shud play Half-Life it is best gamd ever
by lord jimbob the great August 1, 2025
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one direction's life

to hang out with buddies and do different amusing things like going in cafes, cinemas, shopping malls, taking pictures without caring how much money you spent
- Shall we go out somewhere??
- Sorry, i haven't got my salary yet , i wish i could have one direction's life!
by EmmaPumpkin May 12, 2020
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