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Like a dog on a spoon

When something makes no sense whatsoever and is super confusing
"Hey did you understand anything our professor was saying today." "No man it was like a dog on a spoon."
by Kraken Panda March 17, 2020
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Pulling a C-dog

1: Talking or singing to oneself.
2: Talking (often interrupting), for long periods of time, about subjects that nobody cares about.

3: Staying late after work, sometimes up to an hour, and annoying fellow coworkers.

4: Running out of breath while sitting down and talking.
5: Letting your workspace fall into udder chaos.
1: Who is Joe talking too? I think he is pulling a C-dog.
2: Sorry I'm late, I got stopped by Pat and he wouldn't shut up. You know how Pat always likes to pull a C-dog.
3: Why the hell won't Frank leave? He's pulling a C-dog.
4: Self explanatory.
5: Tim, I can't find a thing on your desk, your pulling a C-dog.
by McBobby May 22, 2009
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dirty prairie dog

Dude, did you hear that John did the dirty prairie dog during lunch.
by Brojails January 10, 2017
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Smothered Chili Dog

After doggy style when a man ejaculates in a woman and pulls out and places his penis under her clit as the ejaculate drops from the vagina onto the penis, and the penis is rubbed against the clit aka the bean.
We experienced quite a messy smothered chili dog last night, I don’t know if most of the fluid was mine or hers!
by UnholyGuacamole April 24, 2022
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California Double Dog

When 2 or more dicks are put in an asshole at the same time, and while fucking little pieces of shit work there way out and they look like California raisins.
I got so drunk I gave a girl a California Double Dog.
by Captian Gouch January 9, 2011
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Watch Dog Committee

Watch Dog Committee is a social movement which first started in Crown Heights, New York, U.S.A, as a way of counterparting racism and oppression.

Today, it is considered an international organization which aims to unite the diverse fraternal world, promote equality, and peace all over the world through a non-beaurocratic and non-patriarchal brotherhood and sisterhood.
Watch Dog Committee has thousands of members in the United states, Philippines, and other countries.
by Fraternities & Sororities March 18, 2009
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Dog Sex Incident

Despite the seemingly sexual implications, this has nothing to do with sex in its true meaning. It's just to confuse the fuck out of the people you're talking to.
A: I love mathematics
B: No it's really hard..
C: Mathemathics was cool until the dog sex incident
A,B: tf?????
C: *leaves without explanation*
by Socherind October 1, 2021
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