Cat

The 6th natural state of matter. It is both a liquid and a solid at all times, but can never be punctured as if it is one.

Teacher: "The 5 natural stages of matter are-"

Student: "6 stages"

Teacher: "Wh-"

Student: "Cat."

Teacher: "..."

by Deranged_Guacamole February 3, 2022

ya wee cat

What to call a girl if she looks nice
What to say to a girl to be mean but in a nice way

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by Randomuser321432154321654321 April 22, 2020

Cats

Tiny little devils that will kill you on sight but also hug your dead body. Impossible to get a read on.

That tiny little Devil tried to scratch me! Cats are weird,man

by Tamer of cats November 2, 2020

cat

As used in Ireland, means terrible or bad: a shameful effort. Can be intensified to cat-melodeon.

"Jesus that play was cat. Your man got killed with a poisoned fencing foil! Willie's obviously lost his touch."

"I have to agree with you there boy, that play was cat melodeon. It wasn't a patch on Titus Andronicus."

by ferventbeliever December 27, 2021

Cat

Fluffy little aliens who attract creatures called "me" and "many others" with there cuteness

My cat is a spy hidden within a coat of fur

by Me bois March 23, 2021

Cat

a cute, young and funny girl you've ever met <3

I'm so glad I met Cat!
Cat makes me feel good!

by TNC06 November 21, 2021

Cat dog

Half pussy , half bitch referring to a flat out two tone , backstabbing coward

Elliot copied my work and reported me for cheating , man's a cat dog

by Tigawanna December 9, 2019