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by radius97 March 22, 2023

B&E Kink

You're sexually aroused by a random stranger breaking into your home and practically taking advantage of you
.... consensually ofc 👀

Her: I have a B&E kink

Him: Leave your window cracked before you go to bed🤪

Him:**Climbs into her window at midnight**

Her:**Still up studying for an exam**

9-1-1 what's your emergency

by $PayNique15 July 28, 2022

E-strated

The almost daily frustration which comes from managing our e-tech which is supposed to free up time through efficiency and simplicity of device, app, program. Lol

Tyler was e-strated trying to bill group shipping after the latest changes due to an eBay update.

by Frank Id April 4, 2023

e-pint

A way of saying thank you to someone for doing you a favour on the internet as you can't meet the person and buy them a real pint!

"My software version 2.6 is crashing can anyone help"
"yes, version 2.6 has a bug, you need to upgrade to version 2.7"
"Great that works! Thanks! I'm sending you an e-pint!"

by BonusBear April 8, 2010

e-tard

When someone is being a retard over the internet.

Gamer 1: accidentally kills teammate Gamer 2
Gamer 2: YOU FUCKING E-TARD
Gamer 1:

by Nitch bass igga May 3, 2020

E

E is supreme, E is the one true god and our holy leader. E is all and we are E's followers. To pray to E you must recite the following:
Praise be to the great E

Praise be to our lord and saviour the great E
Praise be to our protector and champion the great E-Emperor
Praise be to our guide and prophet the great Senaga Shen
Praise be to our knights, protectors and guardiands the great Knights of E
Praise be to all who follow the great E from e-quires to the great E-Emperor
All hail the great E
Emen
The Knights of E are it's guardians and the E-emperor and E-propeht are it's leaders

The Knights of E shall forever defend it.

by Baileygunner June 1, 2020

a**h**e safety-net

A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.

The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019