Fuckin’ Farts

The act of plowing your significant other whilst trying to hold in a fart and maintain your boner.

I was boning the ol battle axe and had the fuckin’ farts so bad I lost my bone diggity.

by Assdickmcfuckface March 13, 2022

farting in the shower

This is in reference to doing something that is self-destructive. Farting in the shower does nothing but make your life unpleasant.

Bucky: "Hey! Did you hear about Andy? "
Lewis: "Nope. Is he in the clink?"
Bucky: "Nah, he asked out Marcia when Scott was right there. Totally farting in the shower. Scott slammed him into the wall and then spit on him. A real dick move. It's like he wants to ruin his own life more than we do..."

by von groovy September 3, 2024

Fart

Noun: A gas that expels out your anus, which has the ability to shoo others away
2. A force so strong it causes people to make sounds and interact

Ugh, who farted in here
Who cut the cheese?

by wenderender4t April 16, 2022

fart oven

When you close up the doors and windows of a car and fart as much as you can.

Wtf is that smell? ah shit dude did you just create a fart oven?

by Creepy stalker in your closet March 18, 2017

InHer Fart

When you Fart to get deeper inside her and need to get that extra push.

Heard she got hurt when he tried to InHer Fart his way to impressing her!

She married him immediately after his best performance in the bedroom yet!

by Soggy trifecta January 17, 2024

FART MOMENT

A "fart moment" is when one human farts and the other farts therefore creating a "fart moment"
Example

Person 1:(Farts)
Person 2: I gotchu bro (Farts)

Person one:"lets make a fart moment"
Person two:"Okay"

by BritishChockin March 21, 2021

Poo Fart

When the air sneaks along the poo and comes out smelling like poo.

Man that poo fart was nasty!

by Tall Tony March 20, 2025