Cum for crypto

When a member of the engine room team will give you a pearl necklace for some bitcoin or ethereum

Deck officer " I got bukkaked by 4 tough engineers down the pit this morning , I could barely breath , talk about cum for crypto "

by ERhardons March 21, 2021

I'm cumming

Something bad is about to happen, real bad

David: I'M CUMMING! Ashley: FUCK

by Felix? It's me Acker March 22, 2021

Cum Dumpster

A person, preferably alive, who is very horny like all the fucking time. Said person either fucks everyone then see, or hornies over specific people and tries to get railed by them.

That bitch is such a Cum Dumpster.

by dicktwister9000 March 23, 2021

Ardy’s cum

The most delicious cum. Kia eats ardy’s cum and ardy eats kia’s cum after his shower

Ardy’s cum tastes like Pepsi cola

by jamespatrickmarchwife March 27, 2021

Cum Dumpster

It's like a Cum Dump, but it's a dumpster.

Ex. Your mom.

I just used your mom as a cum dumpster dude!

by You when you type March 29, 2021

Cum Catcher(s)

(1) the dimples located on the small of ones back
(2) a lower back tattoo, generally on a female
(3) a derogatory name that gives the impression of an easy, or promiscuous woman
(4)Basically, a term that describes a person or a place where dude wants to blow his load

As the store clerk bent at the waist to pick the milk crate up off of the floor, her shirt rose ever so slightly, revealing her bare back. And that's when I saw it. There, in the small of her back, were her perfectly placed, and oh so sexy, cum catcher(s). Unbeknownst to her, this was the moment I knew I had to have her. I would win her feminine affection and make her my bride. To consummate our holy matrimony, on the night of our wedding, she shall catch my cum. And on that magical night, in the privacy of our honeymoon suite, and then again on the not so private balcony, catch my cum she did. And they all lived happily ever after despite the loveless marriage, fueled my lust and base desire. The end.

by Mrs. Anntastic March 31, 2021

Cum Nugget

the process of ejaculating in the bathtub and proceeding to roll up the semen into a "wad of cum" with hot water

SaltNCyanide was playing vrchat and jerked it in the bathroom and made the biggest fucking cum nugget on record

by SaltNCyanide March 31, 2021