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penis catfish

Penis catfish definition

To understand what a penis catfish is, you must first know what a catfish is and/or what catfishing is. Catfishing is when someone impersonates someone on social media or thru text messages either creating fake accounts or hijacking someone's account. Next, they pretend to be that person.

They do this for many different reasons, all of which are illegal, and It's never done with good intentions.

Catfishing could be used to spy on a boyfriend or girlfriend.

It could be used to fraudulently trick someone into sending money.

It could be used to lure someone to a location.

Catfishing, in the worst-case scenario, has led to people being abducted and murdered.

A regular "catfish" is not gender specific. Women as well as men have been known to be catfish.

A penis catfish is always a man.

A penis catfish is a menace to society. They lack moral ethics and will do anything to benefit themselves, such as lie, cheat and steal.

Manipulating every person and situation is a way of life and rooted deep into the core of their existance.
Bro, that dude stole homeboys car, took it to Mexico and sold it, and now their Rollin around like best buddies. If only homeboy knew he was chillin with a penis catfish. Lol!
by *SMD* March 24, 2025
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Penis

Today is national put your penis in a girls booty day
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guacamole nigga penis

when she keep suckin it after u already nut
Guy #1: "Bro last night was crazy!"
Guy #2: "What happened bro?"
Guy #3: "I was talking with my younger cousin and she guacamole nigga penis'd me!"
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Penis

A part of a boy that a girl hooks on to make baby's
My boyfriends PENIS is so small
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Pickled Penis

The result of the act of leaving your penis inside of her over night immediately following coitus. Usually unplanned due to you being way too drunk to roll off of her and rarely due to the fact you’re way too tired because you wore it out three time prior. The end result is a pampered and supple dick that has taken on a refreshed glow, akin to that of one experiencing a day long spa treatment of sauna treatments, exfoliation, massage and meditation.
Bruh. Jessica is so fucking hot, last night I totally drained my balls inside of her and passed the fuck out! This morning I woke up still inside of her..Dude, I pulled off the pickled penis…hahaha, Dude, my cock looks and feels AMAZING! Wanna see?
by ChA.D.D. March 5, 2022
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Dangling labia penis

Dude did you see her dangling labia penis it was awesome
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