pee-wee the dog

A dog who likes to hump everything especially your other dogs face. Also he likes to poop everywhere and growls like no other dog and he is especially small because he is a miniature doxin.

Mom: No Pee-wee the dog don't hump him!
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HIS PENIS IS STICKING OUT ALL THE WAY!

by Pee-wee the humper January 18, 2017

Council of Watermelon dog

A dangerous gang in the discord server Heavenly Realm. Founded by Mirio and Mustafa later joined by Luci

Random newbie: you who those dogs

Venom: dont fuck with them they the council of watermelon dog

by Mustafa men January 4, 2020

Like a dog on a spoon

When something makes no sense whatsoever and is super confusing

"Hey did you understand anything our professor was saying today." "No man it was like a dog on a spoon."

by Kraken Panda March 17, 2020

jim and Steph dog

A long, low, dog, of mutty origins. Typically with a black or brown coat, of medium body size, originating from the dog beach region of Santa Cruz.

see also: low rider

T: Woah, check out that jim and steph dog!
K: omg, they would love that dog.

by unperrollamadofinn August 3, 2020

hot dog dance

The art of standing on top of the table in the buff and swinging your wang to and fro

I walked in and everyone was performing a hot dog dance

by Rob Sal October 19, 2013

As numb as a pot dog

Northern English slang
Not very intelligent
As intelligent as a ceramic ornament

He's (she's) as numb as a pot dog!

by Biglump March 5, 2012

Dog Whale Bites

A hickie.

Damn, you have lots of Dog whale bites.

by Boni Stimplton February 24, 2011