cat tax

When you start using xiaohongshu, you are asked to post a cat picture.

Please pay your cat tax.

by 1314tea March 24, 2025

Cat

A penis after thorough erection.

My cat was bobbing wildly.

by kumquatloverilluminati December 8, 2016

Killed the cat

Vigorously jerking off your pet cat till it cums

“I killed the cat now their is cum all over my hands 🙌🏿 🐱 all she said after that was meow 😻”

by Pussaniggajusttalksh June 28, 2021

Jaide’s cat

Dead.

1st guy “my cat is dead”
2nd dude “lol bad, Jaide’s cat is too”

by TheMoistPengu February 27, 2022

Cat

the devil under the furry coat

um... there's a cat?

by Blackwolf_MEOW August 2, 2020

The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"

by Archbishop of the night times May 8, 2011

Cat Cheese

An American brand of processed cheese product that is manufactured and sold by Kraft Foods, introduced in 1950. Kraft individually wrapped "slices" are not really slices off a block, but formed separately in manufacturing.

This cheese tastes like a cat. Like if you ate a cat, this is what it would taste like. It’s cat cheese.

by Filazafer May 26, 2021