this guys is the best computer science teacher i know, he's very helpful and has an amazing music taste and has a hat for every situation
by qwerrrtyuioop June 13, 2022
Jennifer caught John cheating with Samantha, now he trying to be Mr Romantico by sending her flowers to work.
by RNKMXN November 18, 2023
A Mrs Sloggot is a sexual position discovered in early 90's by Thomas Davids (1902-1991). Some experts who actually wrote the karma suttra believe it was whilst performing the 'Mrs Sloggot' manoeuvre he may have actually possibly lead to the really absurd idea that doing the 'Mrs Sloggot' caused his own death, which has now been made in an autobiography by his ancient spirit, check the link below to purchase for a great gift this mother's day. The book even contains a recipe to perform the 'Mrs Sloggot'. You will need: 500ml of sparkling water, 6 match sticks, a hot candle, a pack of double stuffed Oreos and a pair of modified, spiked knuckle dusters which are then given to a silver back guerrilla, enough flammable liquid for 2 persons.
Now have sex with partner and whilst doing that throw the water into the guerrillas eyes and yell abuse at it. Then pour gasoline over you and partner, keep having sex until the guerrilla has started to kill you, whilst you're half dead, burn yourself alive, whilst being beaten by an insane guerrilla with knuckle dusters and still whilst having sex. Then eat the oreos and drink melted candle wax to wash them down.
Job Interviewer "Hello please sit and we'll begin the job interview"
Job Applicant "Thank you very much, is this your family in this picture with you?"
Job Interviewer "Yes, this is my Daughter"
Job Applicant "Fuck me! I'd Mrs Sloggot her in the face!"
Job Interviewer "Thanks! I've always thought the same"
Now have sex with partner and whilst doing that throw the water into the guerrillas eyes and yell abuse at it. Then pour gasoline over you and partner, keep having sex until the guerrilla has started to kill you, whilst you're half dead, burn yourself alive, whilst being beaten by an insane guerrilla with knuckle dusters and still whilst having sex. Then eat the oreos and drink melted candle wax to wash them down.
Job Interviewer "Hello please sit and we'll begin the job interview"
Job Applicant "Thank you very much, is this your family in this picture with you?"
Job Interviewer "Yes, this is my Daughter"
Job Applicant "Fuck me! I'd Mrs Sloggot her in the face!"
Job Interviewer "Thanks! I've always thought the same"
"Hey dude! I actually managed to steal a live, untrained guerrilla, wanna go Slog (Mrs Sloggot) after school man?"
"Sir this is a hiring to determine the custody of your children. I'm really questioning your sanity Mr Roberts."
"Sir this is a hiring to determine the custody of your children. I'm really questioning your sanity Mr Roberts."
by Dingus Muffleberry July 15, 2015
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by REQUIS THE DEMI-GOD February 24, 2017
Mr. Masma is a term that was coined by Bailey during a game of hangman. The category was “Things Mr. Messina Says,” incorrectly spelled as Mr. Masma.
by cressio January 29, 2021
The coolest kid on the block. Has a huge viking lumber jack beard with thick nerd glasses and absolutely owns it. Treats everyone kindly. Actually teaches kids at school and doesn't slack off as a teacher but is still cool at the same time.
Mister Prince gets all kinds of hate from troublemakers who vape in the back of the school, but those kids are retards whose opinions don't matter and who nobody cares about, and they'll regret rejecting Mr. Prince' teaching in the future anyway.
Has the biggest heart out of any teacher in the school and owns an awesome pen given to him by a student.
10/10 would recommend to any student.
Mister Prince gets all kinds of hate from troublemakers who vape in the back of the school, but those kids are retards whose opinions don't matter and who nobody cares about, and they'll regret rejecting Mr. Prince' teaching in the future anyway.
Has the biggest heart out of any teacher in the school and owns an awesome pen given to him by a student.
10/10 would recommend to any student.
Joey: "Hey who is that awesome piece of prime select new york strip steak made by a master chef with the hip glasses and the lumber jack beard that looks like he could hide squirrels in it? (Mr. Prince)
Jake: "Oh, that's just the coolest guy in the school."
Jake: "Oh, that's just the coolest guy in the school."
by Fascist Nazi February 02, 2020