brown eminem

A clit of latina or black woman.
same as pink eminem, just different color

hey, you have nice set of lips down there, and this is your Brown Eminem!

by dildo777 June 5, 2025

Sneaky Brown-Pig

The act of pulling a peers pants down halfway, then shifting your anus above their undergarments and begin defficating. After you are done: pull the pants to their original upright position.

Mickey: Hey Paul, last time I gave Ryan the Sneaky Brown-Pig, I got sent home from the office.

Paul: Well Mickey, he even told you that was his last pair of slacks..

by Willywanker November 26, 2013

Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.

God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!

by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018

Brown Hail

When a person shits pellets on another person

"Yea Tommy let his brown hail loose on me last night"

by Ronnoc760 February 15, 2025

Reed Brown

stupid fucking retarted piece of shit

Reed Brown is stupid as heelll

by oidsjfwuqgh4vq2gv September 28, 2021

Derren Brown

A sneaky poo you weren't expecting. Like it's materialised from the bottom of the deck.

I thought I'd finished my ten-Guinness poo, but someone dealt me a sneaky Derren Brown

by AzBag September 25, 2017

Admiralty Brown

Admiralty Brown is Jackspeak or Royal Navy speak for toilet paper.

Dinger i'm in trap 2, can you chuck us down some Admiralty Brown shippers?

by Jackspeak.co.uk May 31, 2016