These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.
by M, M, & D August 8, 2020
Get the Penis Boogersmug. When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.
Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018
Get the key turning penismug. penis watermelon juice coming out heres how to fix:
1. have a stone
2. arts and crafts
3. glue it to your penis
4. now it will start leaking out with a higher area range
1. have a stone
2. arts and crafts
3. glue it to your penis
4. now it will start leaking out with a higher area range
by dfffgsdgffgsdgffgfd March 26, 2025
Get the perm penis bleedingmug. Named for its inventor, it is the act of inserting a penis inside another penis from behind. It is not for the faint of heart.
Matt: Hey Thomas, ever heard of the Penis Pyle Driver?
Thomas: Man, I invented that shit! Ryan did it through my ass last night!
Thomas: Man, I invented that shit! Ryan did it through my ass last night!
by IAmNotARook January 13, 2016
Get the penis pyle drivermug. A males part below the belt (if you know what I mean) sometimes used for pleasure but mostly used to urinate
by Djskanskdnsbdj October 15, 2017
Get the Penismug. 