Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).
"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."
"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."
"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."
"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."
"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."
by Rusanova March 7, 2012
Get the counting my monkeys before they're out of the treesmug. by HK Orlando October 19, 2006
Get the Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his ballsmug. by Jeff January 12, 2004
Get the Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkeymug. It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.
The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.
by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009
Get the Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hookermug. Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey is a phrase that describes women in particular. It means that the woman described loves to give guys head and when they cum she swallows it. The woman is also as disgusting as the gutters ,aka slums, that you may find her in. This woman is also known to go through many men or even get paid to give heead. On the other hand this woman is also as ugly as a monkey.
Guy 1: Hey bro, you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man. Why?
Guy 1: I hear she is a cum guzzling gutter slut monkey.
Guy 2: Really, well she must give good head. But why is she here?
Guy 1: She must be lost.
Guy 2: Yeah man. Why?
Guy 1: I hear she is a cum guzzling gutter slut monkey.
Guy 2: Really, well she must give good head. But why is she here?
Guy 1: She must be lost.
by Blademaster5197 October 15, 2014
Get the Cum guzzling gutter slut monkeymug. by Strafferen September 16, 2009
Get the Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrenchmug. by Imtrashtehe October 27, 2019
Get the Animal cracker in my soup monkeys and rabbits in it toomug.