Ted’s Mom

1. Any mom of a friend of yours that is just bangin’. A real cougar of a woman after college cock and is always down for some DP with some college studs. When she orgasms, it’s like an earthquake of shaking followed by a flash flood from her squirting puss juice.

2. Any milf that is your friend’s mom that is always wanting to fuck frat boys.

1. Chad: Bro why is the floor so wet?

Brad: Do you remember that smoking hot mom that came down the other day? Yeah, Tyler and just got done with her. She’s such a Ted’s Mom.

2. Frat boy: Yo, the mom of that new pledge keeps eye-fucking me bro, I bet she’s a real Ted’s Mom!

by Pikeyjuan69 November 24, 2021

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zayhs mom

zayhs mom also known as the baddest mother in packing com, so beautiful with the best looking owl eyes.

i’d marry zayhs mom with no hesitation what’s he gonna do? bring out the apo?

by sinoro April 18, 2022

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charity's mom

a caring wonderful person whom makes really good food and is wanted by all the teens around

dam i want charity's mom

by Antawnisking February 2, 2018

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mom of SHINee

Kim Kibum . The mom of SHINee . He himself said it :)

Person : who is the mom of the kpop group SHINee

Person 2 : most def key { Kim Kibum }

Person 3 : key is the mom of SHINee

by Shawol February 27, 2022

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U r mom gay

Irrational way to answer a discussion to win instantly against any argument, should not be considered valid if and only if the discussion is serious.

Tengo la razón por qué tengo todas las pruebas a mi favor y por ende todo lo que puedas tratar de decir por intentar refutarme te es imposible

U r mom gay ( Instantaneamente gana el debate )

by DESP117 December 21, 2018

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Your Mom

The Most hated and worshipped phrase in the 2000's
Any Holder that dares to say this phrase to someone will eliminate and disintegrate both people fighting.

- Dude #1 - Bro your ugly
- Dude #2 - Lmao Like your mom
- Both Dudes *disintegrate*

by anonymous March 12, 2019

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