A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless
Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.
Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.
Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.
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by yourkitten January 25, 2019
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“Hey, do you have anything planned for tonight”
“Ya, ur mom”
“What is the meaning of life?”
“Ur mom”
“How do I respond to ‘ur mom’”
“Ur mom part 2”
“Ya, ur mom”
“What is the meaning of life?”
“Ur mom”
“How do I respond to ‘ur mom’”
“Ur mom part 2”
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