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Your mom

Bitch is your mom and your mom is a bitch and it looks like candice.
by anonymous December 26, 2021
mugGet the Your mommug.

ur mom

ur mom
ur mom.
by 7849349872315yourmom February 18, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

village mom

Beautiful, badass moms who stick together in this chaotic world to raise our hellions/gremlins/children.
Did you see that group of Village Moms?

Yeah, they are pretty amazing at helping everyone out!
by Meh2015 March 23, 2019
mugGet the village mommug.

Burger-mom

burger-mom also known as the yo mama-inator is a term to describe some ones mom who has the characteristics of a fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat burger

but most importantly burger mom is a fat entity
guy 1:your'e mom is very obese

guy 2:burger-mom...

guy 1:YOU HAVE A BURGER-MOM!!!!11!1
guy 2: 34.6115313,136.1913973,3a,75y,42.52h,92.46
by siggol August 3, 2022
mugGet the Burger-mommug.

your mom

The female paternal figure that acts as the guardian over her children and nurtures them, all at the same time watching them grow up into an adult.
person 1: your mom

person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.
by worshipper of Tux March 20, 2022
mugGet the your mommug.

Your mom

Your mom, or its composition; Ym²C is the denses object to have ever been discovered, researched, and preserved By humanity, it is a common building material for large scale projects.
1. Your mom is usually used on achors and other heavy objects/machineries etc.

2. When exposed to "Your dad" or Dd¹m it'll make a by-product called You or Cm¹p⁰A or another popular nickname for it, "little cumstain" will be produced, but as a strange phenomena, compound Dd¹m will disappear for no unexplained reason.

3. Your mom Weighs more than ~500 elephants stacked together under the Mariana trench.
by What the fuck is a vagina February 6, 2022
mugGet the Your mommug.

Ur Mom

Ur mom is hot, funny, sweet, intelligent, and, well, your mom. You never want to lose her, neither will the men,😉. She is the best person to have in the world.
Friend:Hey, who do you like?
You would say ur mom.
by Molly._._ November 1, 2019
mugGet the Ur Mommug.

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