life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.
On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash
by Dem guy January 29, 2019
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rich life

"Rich Life" is a clothing company created by designer/ entrepreneur Philly Nicks (Philip Nicholas Juan) in 2013.

"Rich Life" is now available in over 200 retail locations

A High-End clothing line, Created for the new money, care-free mentality, as they like to call Street-Luxury.
"Does it look like I give a shit, My Rich Life clothes, you couldnt afford this!"
by mrdefincool November 03, 2013
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New life

People don't want new life breathed into something, they were happy enough with their old dysfunctional abnormal lives.
His/her old life was a life he/she was already happy with, and didn't need new life.
by The Original Agahnim August 05, 2021
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Darkest Life

When your a black guy and the sun has been blasting you all day till you tan dark AF. At that point you are officially living your darkest life-Aaron C.
Tom: Hey man how you been, enjoying the weather
Hendrix: nah man, it got me living my darkest life
by Africanwarrior92 July 09, 2018
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