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fart

an explosion between the legs that is dropped by a bomber jet and Ur bowels
i just exploded my bowels and my fart smells
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Lil fart

Lil farts very smart but evil lil farts
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Farting

A fart is when some gas forms in your stomach and goes all the way to your bladder and then just POPS out. Sometimes it is noisy and sometimes it is not. Sometimes it is smelly and sometimes it is not. There is a saying, “silent but violent” which means you can’t hear it but it stinks like sh*t. If someone farts, people will often laugh because farting is hilarious. If you fart in front of your crush, they will probably never like you. When you fart in a swimming pool, bubbles will form at the surface and people will know you farted. It may also smell when the bubbles as this is gas popping. It is known that your butt cheeks will ripple when you fart. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT SEARCH THIS UP!!!!!!!!
Man: ewwwww are you farting

Woman: *blushes* no.....
Man: I’m breaking up with you
by littlebum January 10, 2020
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fart vortex

färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.
I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.
by Cryosleeping January 31, 2020
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fart

I fart in your face.
What??
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Fart

A big ball of ass coming out of your ass
Holy shit did u shit . No i farted.
by Di k April 14, 2020
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Fart-Snarter

It's just the but-hole
Yo! Did you hear? Olivia likes it up the fart-snarter!
by smellshster April 14, 2020
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