dick joint

Somebody that is a fucking bitch and is as worthless as the end of a joint.

Fuck you dick joint

by Jamal15 September 26, 2019

dick wheeling

Where you get you penis stuck in the alloy of a car wheel while it's driving.

Boy: Mum I'm at he hospital.
Mum: Oh my God, what happened?
Boy: I went dick wheeling again

by Wanking lord April 24, 2014

Donk Dick

Donk Dick is 1 of the most common sexually transmitted infections (STIs) in the UK.

It's passed on through unprotected sex (sex without a condom) with a Donk Bird and is particularly common in sexually active Donk DJs and MCs.

If you live in England especially the North West, are under 25 and are sexually active, it's recommended that you get tested for Donk Dick after every Donk Bird encounter.

Errr lad, I shagged MGs ma the other night, she's a propa donk bird like.
Think I've caught Donk Dick IDK

by DJ Rome January 21, 2020

Dick Tide

When working in retail , The large amount of customers entering the store right before closing

Uh oh , Its 5:30 here comes the dick tide

by Tahssa113 November 15, 2018

dick starch

Any stimuli causing an erection.

The movie sucked, but Scarlett Johansson goes topless, so it's total dick starch.

by LungBubbles February 18, 2017

Crig Dick

Man with a very large penis.

Dayym son! You have a Crig Dick!

by Jay-Sissle April 7, 2011

lasso-dicking

Showing off in an attempt to attract/rein in members of the opposite sex.

Phrase comes from the Argentine Lake Duck's mating habit, it which he swings his obnoxiously lengthy penis as a sort of lasso to ensnare a female.

Oh here we go, Marcus is lasso-dicking again.

Someone tell that guy to cut the lasso-dickery, we're not interested.

by Leolizard October 12, 2009