shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.

Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.

by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024

Back Blog

To post a weblog entry to an earlier date.

This post is back-blogged from the future.

by TallSkinnyKiwi April 27, 2004

lizzard back

The seam along the backside/bottom of one's scrotem.

That sloot licked me from my butthole to the dick end of my blizzard back.

by Lt Humperstuck December 8, 2015

Back Porched

Making a place to chill out in the back of your parked wagon or hatchback by opening the back and folding the seats forward.

"We drove across the river and back porched for last night's sunset."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire

Jumping from a high point doing 3 back-flip perfectly landing the dick in the Vagina and cuming

Omg Dude Carl is Going for the Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire

by Joe Can Eat Eggs January 11, 2020

It's all back fat

Unnecessary; superfluous

Used to say that something is "too much" or "over the top."

John: Have you seen the decorations that Carrie put up for the party? There's a lot.
Ben: Yeah, it's all back fat.

by PapaSnowMan September 19, 2019

Mac Back

Absolutely destroy a large meal much faster than it reasonably should be eaten

I’m going to Mac back that Chinese take out!

by Enraged Ape December 6, 2020