by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

No, they clearly want me to murder children, therefore, give em what they want. If I don't get what I want you are going to get what you want.
by Hym Iam May 22, 2025

Someone that stands behind another person and tries to give them instructions about how to squeeze a whitehead on their face.
I became very irritated when my mother stood behind me in front of the bathroom mirror as I was squeezing a pimple on my face. She kept telling me how to do it even after I told her to stop. I said, “Stop being a back seat pimple popper!”.
by Obamnasoda January 29, 2022

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 19, 2021

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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

A strikingly handsome Canadian that is willing to barter sexual favors for a warm spicy bowl of jambalaya a la jar jar becks
Canadian boy:I snuck into your country in a pot of soup. I would like some jambalaya now
American girl: not till I fuck you six ways to Sunday soup back
Canadian boy: if we must...ok
American girl: not till I fuck you six ways to Sunday soup back
Canadian boy: if we must...ok
by Busterhymen April 9, 2013

Everybody wants to get high but nobody "wants to sit in the back of the plane".
Taking the the last hit of a bowl.
Taking the the last hit of a bowl.
(foreground: two friends smoking out of a bong that was loaded for 3 hits. Rip. Clear. Pass. Rip. Clear. The two friends stare deeply at the bong and decide if they want the last hit)
Billy speaks up, " I 'll sit in the back of the plane".
Rip. Clear.
(Billy's face sours)
The haunting aroma of the booty bowl fills the room.
Billy speaks up, " I 'll sit in the back of the plane".
Rip. Clear.
(Billy's face sours)
The haunting aroma of the booty bowl fills the room.
by Carol.You.Bitch January 19, 2018
