The stapler that Milton Waddams holds dearly, he set the building on fire when it was taken from him.
by RevoBumblebee March 22, 2020
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“Ha! You're over. That deal you just signed gives me full power over your company!”
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by C L G March 24, 2020
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2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...
2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...
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Grandpa: "LeBron James wouldn't last a day against Wilt Chamberlain"
Grandson: "Calm down Grandpa, you are being a real Zion Reds right about now"
Grandson: "Calm down Grandpa, you are being a real Zion Reds right about now"
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