Your mom

Non of your business bitch

Your mom so fat when she stepped on the scale it read my number

by Hihihihihihibi December 21, 2019

Your mom

So your mom means That the person who sent this to you is superior because i said so

Guy: Beacuse, Your mom
Guy 2: Omg your so powerful i worship you

Therefor, worhsip anyone who says "your mom" :)

Guy: Beacuse, Your mom
Guy 2: Omg your so powerful i worship you

by Your mom 🥶🤪😏😎 November 25, 2021

mom wrinkles

The wrinkles a female gets from giving birth.

Guy 1: You should ask her out.

Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?

Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.

by Don'thave1 April 22, 2020

Ur mom

Ur mom is smokin

DAMMMMNNNN! Ur mom is so flipping hot. Lick Lick

by tjghhtb January 4, 2022

Ur mom

Trying to get you mad 🤦🏽 ♀️

Cc: why are you so annoying ?
Me: because ur mom is annoying

by Hwyyyyyuwu January 22, 2022

your mom

a woman fatter than the earth that somehow gave birth to you

bro your mom so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl

by lihudfs March 22, 2022

Dylan’s Mom

One of the most sweet, awesome, funny moms I’ve ever met! Gave birth to 3 killer kids, one who I’m especially fond of.

Dylan’s Mom is so funny!

by andrew garfield’s wife November 21, 2021