Ur mom

Is a fun thing to say when someone asks where you are.It can be used as doing your mom, or (fucking your mom.’

When someone asks where you are, you can say “ your moms house”.

by Thesenutscanneverfitinyomouth January 24, 2022

your mom

YOUR MOM IS A MILF AND I WAS SIX INCHES DEEP IN YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT UNLESS SHE IS DEAD THEN I WAS SIX INCHES DEEP IN HER GRAVE

your mom

by Im better then you May 16, 2022

youre mom

''your mom'' but misspelled

anoying kid: yOurE mOm
normal person: you fucking libtarded ass bitch you didnt even spell it right

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 6, 2022

your mom

Answer to everything.

Dude: What time is it?
Dude#2: Your MOM!

by yo mada🍆💦 April 21, 2018

Your Mom

An annoying joke that has been used since 1960's.

What's 9+10?
YOUR MOM

by APPLETEABISH December 14, 2014

mom

made of money

"hey bro you coming lunch?" "you wait a sec let me get my mom shes made of money"

by zero_the_lad December 7, 2020

Puppets Mom

Strings attached to the ass, Mother of a bad ass little kid, who she lets get away with anything and will not discipline, and gets offended if its pointed out to her or if another person trys to step in an unpleasant conditions which must be accepted as part of deal in order to seal the deal

This girl is so fine but she's a puppets mom so she got strings attached to that ass

by MutedDevil June 12, 2021