ass cream

/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice

Where did I put my ass cream? My hemorrhoids are killing me!

by Silky Smooth November 14, 2003

suck ass

something is really bad it may even cause consequences

" I got a D in french class...it sucks ass.."

by cass c January 27, 2005

ass hurt

A drink in which Bob Saget Hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach with your pajamas around your ankles.

Mary-Kate: Holy shit what happend to you last night?
Ashly: I dont know, the last thing I remembered was taking a sip from Bob Saget's chocolate milk.
Mary-Kate: I remember my first ass hurt

by conker1oo October 15, 2008

peanut ass

When a big fat girl's got this tiny little butt. You ever seen that before?

Have you ever seen a peanut ass? I used to work with this girl; she had this big ol' body with these two little buttcheeks.

by Mike Ockisbig December 14, 2004

whore ass bitch ass whore

An angry moron with a poor vocabulary. These words define a habitually angry human being who rattles off a series of meaningless offensive words in an attempt to belittle someone for no reason.

What a whore ass bitch ass whore! All I did was cut in line to by some medicine for my sick kid but this ass hole keeps calling me a bunch of names that make no sense for no reason!

by Top Secret Umbra December 22, 2009

smart ass

n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

Not to be confused with smartass.

I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.

by keyshaw February 7, 2005

flat ass

flat asses are now popular amongst black women......
not to many black women have big asses most women in the world have flat asses mostly black and white girls.

damn that bitch got a (flat ass).

flat cardborad look like shit

by Lee_Lee dat girl November 5, 2007